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How do I know I’m not living in The Matrix?

I had the same status message on GTalk for the last two days (stuck on some song). I was thinking of a new one to keep and I remembered this Big Bang Theory episode where Sheldon asks the same question to his friends.

But as I kept this status message, I got these (honest?) ideas (the best one is at the end, btw):

Ajay Somani (who is going to read is 701th blog post today): food sucks (this one was the answer Sheldon gave)

Srijan: transpose you position twice if you are on the same spot then you are in the matrix ow u are not 😛

Mine: Net speeds wouldn’t suck so much!

(name witheld on request): Stare at a girl’s b**bies for some time continuosly…. If her Br* pops off, then you are inside the matrix, if she slaps you instead, then you are not…