Accidently ate part of my CPU =S

Stumbled upon this post, it’s really hilarious.

This guy (HauntSheep), made this post that started it all ( πŸ˜€ ):

Β Hey guys, i was smashing apart my old CPU because i was bored and one of the pieces went into my mouth, i was eatin a hotcross bun at the time and i swallowed it down, it was a piece from inside

Shouldnt be too harmful aye?

Was only 1-3 small pieces i ate, about 2-3mm squared

cheers

Lou =/

Reminded me of the time when I smashed my old Atari video game because it didn’t work. πŸ˜€

Some of the funny comments he got:

(Page 1)
You are officially Overclocked!!!!!

Just think, you can now process food faster!

BSOD Walking, BSOD Walking

now you can really “squeeze” out some MHZ

eat some AS5 now.

(Page 2)
Oh Dear…The puns, the puns!
Remember to inform us if you do die, you may be suitable to receive a Darwin award

(Page 4)
Pics or it didnt happen…

(Page 5)
You are the first cyborg

definitely call AMD support. Tell them the culinary experience provided was extremely sub-par, and your next chip will be intel.

(Page 6, as others were speculating he has died since he hasn’t replied for 2 weeks)
He probably had bad cooling and overheated in his sleep. RIP little overclocker.

(Page 7)
you were eating while smashing apart a CPU? What kind of monster are you??

Read the whole post for complete fun. πŸ˜›

PS: No PSes.

Posted in funny, internet, stumbled
21 comments on “Accidently ate part of my CPU =S
  1. That surely kicks ass !
    I hope you didn’t get motivated by it :) .

  2. Anon says:

    Hell, very similar thing happened to me during my childhood. I accidently swallowed a part of my pen. It was small part of pen, only 1.5 cm long and 5mm in diameter. I told the same to my mom and was slapped twice :(. I didnt go to doctor either. Well, it’s not very harmful as long as you had only once.

  3. Isa says:

    It AIN’T funny!!!!

  4. Sanrag says:

    Hell… poori post padne ko kaha par link to diya hi nahin :(

  5. Sanrag says:

    @Amon .. my pen is missing.. Did you..?? πŸ˜›

  6. Anshul says:

    On a similar note, i ate a balloon when i was 1-2 yr old. My life was in real trouble, but fortunately or unfortunately i m still here for u ppl!! πŸ˜‰
    @ Gagan: link to bhej!!!

  7. Sanrag says:

    @Anshul.. unfortunately… πŸ˜›

  8. gaganpreet says:

    @Himanshu: I’ve no interest in eating computer parts πŸ˜›
    @Anon: Plastic is different from lead, plastic might melt in the acids of stomach, lead won’t. Oh my, I’m going towards biology now. πŸ˜€
    @Isa: Yeah, whatever.
    @Sanrag,Anshul: andho, pehli line mein >post< par click karo. πŸ˜›

  9. Sanrag says:

    @Gagan… color combination is too bad… can’t distinguish links from normal text.. why did u choose such a bad theme πŸ˜›

  10. tanmay says:

    wierd….but interesting πŸ˜‰ ….an example of just how much computers are integrated to lives of some ppl πŸ˜€

  11. Prakhar says:

    U smashed urs or u ate it up ???
    btw.. if u did eat… how did lead taste[:P]
    n yes the color combi is way too wierd…

  12. Vishnu says:

    Wierd things happen all around !! [:)]

    @Sanrag:
    It’s Anon not “Amon”.

  13. gaganpreet says:

    @Sanrag, Prakhar: Because I like this color combination πŸ˜›

  14. Sanrag says:

    @Vishnu… and its not Orkut.. stop putting square brackets around emoticons πŸ˜›

  15. Sanrag says:

    @Gagan… who’s this Anon?

  16. gaganpreet says:

    If he/she didn’t want to be anonymous he/she would have posted his/her details. πŸ˜›

  17. aakankshasingh says:

    did it work after having smashed it? πŸ˜› Evolution, not just for humans right? πŸ˜›

  18. Anon says:

    I accidently swallowed some other things as well. Two times I swallowed coins (25p and 50p) when I was just five. Some two years back I had one X ray done. I didn’t see any coin there. Hopefully there is some body mechanism to take care of these mistakes.

    @Sanrag
    Why are you asking Gagan who is Anon ? I’m Anon for everybody. BTW do you still want to use that pen of which I swallowed a part ?

  19. Anon says:

    I accidently swallowed some other things as well. Two times I swallowed coins (25p and 50p) when I was just five. Some two years back I had one X ray done. I didn’t see any coin there. Hopefully there is some body mechanism to take care of these mistakes.

    @Sanrag
    Why are you asking Gagan who is Anon ? I’m Anon for everybody. BTW do you still want to use that pen of which I swallowed a part ?

  20. gaganpreet says:

    @Aaakanksha: No, I too was getting bored, but I wasn’t eating anything. πŸ˜›
    @Anon: You seem to have a weird history of eating things. πŸ˜€

  21. Sanrag says:

    @Anon… I asked about u because I confused u with Amon.. another weird guy.. πŸ˜› And, no thanx, u can keep the pen. Just wanted to know…

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