Archive for November, 2008

A story long (really long) time back

Nov 09 2008 Published by under fun,IIIT,life

Now this specific guy, let’s call him Mr. X, was a bit high and this other guy, let’s call him Mr. Y, was bothered that X was blasting songs at a loud volume in the owl hours with the ITWS exam due the next day.

Y goes to X’s room to tell him to keep it down. The conversation (would probably have) went something like this:

Y: abe yaar volume kam kar le. kal exam hai.
X: main nahi karunga. main to full volume (turning the volume knob) par sununga.
Y: OK yaar. sun le.

X had turned the volume down to nothing and he continued listening like that.

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The One Who Beat Santa Singh

Nov 05 2008 Published by under IIIT,life

During the last few days, me, Ejaz, Saransh and others have been reading like every joke on SantaBanta and there was this one joke that we started asking others as a question just for fun. The joke is:

Interviewer: Tell me five ferocious animals you can think of?
Santa Singh: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.

So, whoever we asked, came up with the most interesting set of members of the cat family (is cat family so damn scary?) – cheetah, lion, tiger, leapord, jaguar and besides that, crocodiles, bears – and for heaven’s sake – I heard someone even said cockroach!

Last night, while going to Dominos, I asked the same question to Sanrag.

Answer: Five lions.

I bow to you dude.

bow

You pwn even Santa Singh.

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